The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event, and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.
for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive
You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.
just a friendly reminder that right now there are millions of people kissing or having sex and you’re on the computer by yourself in your room
I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy
because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless
and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.Robin Williams (via toeverythingturn)
she succ me thru my boxers
Why don’t you learn proper english sir
shut the fuck out my face
why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish
i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone
you will stumble upon
someone who will start
a fire in you that cannot die.
However, the saddest,
most awful truth
you will ever come to find––
is they are not always
with whom we spend our lives. Beau Taplin, "The Awful Truth" (via bl-ossomed)