I wish I was pretty and funny and had nice legs and a flat stomach and could run for 10 minutes straight without dying. (via icanrelateto)

(via icanrelateto)


1 week ago // 1,339 notes
Don’t say you don’t have enough time. You have exactly the same number of hours per day that were given to Helen Keller, Pasteur, Michaelangelo, Mother Teresa, Leonardo da Vinci, Thomas Jefferson, and Albert Einstein. H. Jackson Brown Jr. (via observando)

2 weeks ago // 888 notes

silohouettes:

The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event, and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.

(Source: simplefoetus, via jhay6)


2 weeks ago // 207,135 notes

clown-dick:

for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive

(via sniffing)


2 weeks ago // 561,232 notes

notimefordirtytalk:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

(Source: allyasavedthedayagain, via crunchier)


2 weeks ago // 301,147 notes

theepichumor:

just a friendly reminder that right now there are millions of people kissing or having sex and you’re on the computer by yourself in your room

(via sniffing)


2 weeks ago // 190,780 notes
i know but idk me when i know but idk (via bageutte)

(via humorking)


2 weeks ago // 100,950 notes

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.

Robin Williams (via toeverythingturn)

(Source: skateeofmind, via woong-jae)


2 weeks ago // 311,047 notes

woodmeat:

-nirvana-fan-:

woodmeat:

she succ me thru my boxers

Why don’t you learn proper english sir

shut the fuck out my face

(via youtubeofficial)


2 weeks ago // 28,018 notes

tupacaroni:

why are mondays so long they take like 3 days to finish

(Source: comrnunicate, via crunchier)


2 weeks ago // 312,937 notes

davidbyrne:

i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

(via showyourlovee)


2 weeks ago // 398,647 notes

dumbl-edore:

if anything should have a ask limit it should be my parents

(via oknope)


2 weeks ago // 234,583 notes
One day, whether you
are 14,
28 
or 65

you will stumble upon
someone who will start
a fire in you that cannot die.

However, the saddest,
most awful truth
you will ever come to find––

is they are not always
with whom we spend our lives. Beau Taplin, "The Awful Truth" (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: afadthatlastsforever, via strangeghost)


3 weeks ago // 558,977 notes