whorville:

I don’t have the patients to be a doctor

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5 hours ago // 223,297 notes
ethergawddess:

WHO DID THIS 
indigoldgod:

mamibonita:

metalfacedvillain:

joaquinhighroller:

ohlode:

How to: get rid of a burglar

LMAO

KO

my new self defense move

that nigga dead

pajamaben:

if you accidentally bite into plastic fruit, commit. don’t show weakness. eat all of it

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9 hours ago // 180,215 notes

holyghoul:

im just a human bean

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2 days ago // 55,312 notes

2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

(Source: mermeme, via oknope)


2 days ago // 233,700 notes